How not to spell my name

With a name like Stephen Anthony Malinowski, it's natural that people wouldn't always get it right. Here's my collection:

  • STEPEN A. MALINOWSKI
  • STEVEN MALONOWSKI
  • Stephen Malinowaski
  • STEPHEN LAMINOWSKI
  • Stephen Majinowski
  • Stephen Malinjowski
  • Stephen Mallinowski
  • Stephan Malinowiski
  • Stephan Malinowski
  • STEPHEN MALINOWKSY
  • Steven Smalinowski
  • Steven Allanosky
  • Stephen Mallinopsky
  • STEPHENMALINOWOSKI
  • STEPHEN MAJIROWSKI
  • S MALINOCOSKI
  • Steve Malimowski
  • MR. MAVINOWSKI

    My wife's name (Lisa Ann Turetsky) has also been misspelled a few times:

  • LISA ANN YURSTSKY (this was on a batch of checks she received)
  • Lisa Turetski
  • Lisa Trestake
  • LISA WRETSKY
  • Lisa Toresque
  • Ush Turetsky
  • Turetslyt

    Our names together (Stephen Malinowski and Lisa Turetsky), or intermixed, have also received a fair share of abuse:

  • Lisa & Steven Turetsky-Maleneski
  • OWSK TURETZKY & LISA & STEPHEN MALIN
  • LISA T MALINESKI

    Even the Music Animation Machine has gotten a few hits

  • MUSIC SNINATION MACHINE (also, "SNINATION" was crossed out and "SMINATION" was written in)
  • MUSIC SNIMATION MACHINE
  • MAN